it's a good idea to have at least one article in your possession indicating your willingness to believe aliens could conquer the earth, so if they do, they might go easy on you.

available colours: design on whatever colour, subject to availability.

Ordering: $20 per shirt. please email spiffy (spiffy at spiffywear.com) with desired shirt size, colour, and method of payment.

Payment: spiffy will accept snail-mailed checks, or can fire you a paypal request for cash. if you live in the ottawa (ontario, canada) region, an in-person handoff can occur.