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available colours: design on white.

Ordering: $20 per shirt. please email spiffy (spiffy at spiffywear.com) with desired shirt size, colour, and method of payment.

Payment: spiffy will accept snail-mailed checks, or can fire you a paypal request for cash. if you live in the ottawa (ontario, canada) region, an in-person handoff can occur.